hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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