this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
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WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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