All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
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this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
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