Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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