Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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