Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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