My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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