Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
My pussy is not your playground.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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