I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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