Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
please don't ironically join a cult
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