I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
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Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
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Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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