They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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