I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
did i walk over a car last night?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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