Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
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I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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