sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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