Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
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My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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