you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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