Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
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