I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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