I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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