After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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