Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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