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I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
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Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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