Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
