drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
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SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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