what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
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Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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