i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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