Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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