i just made my gag reflex go away.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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