windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
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