Pregnant stripper...not hot.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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