I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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