Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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