We won't sleep together?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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