i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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