North Korea, Best Korea!
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
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You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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