google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
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Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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