I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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