I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
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Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
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She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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