I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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