I need help removing her.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
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You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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