Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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