love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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