It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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