If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Congratulations! We have a period
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