Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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