Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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