So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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