i just google imaged poop.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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