tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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