Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
i believe in u and ur pee
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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