I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
