I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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