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My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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