no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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