And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
