Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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